Further experiments in tourism

Moorea, Society Islands, French Polynesia

(cont’d from previous post)

Continuing our exploration of the heritage site we found the ruins of a marae (altar/temple) and evidence that perhaps Mr. Morse was a bit premature in taking credit for his code…also perhaps Greg is better at “tourist-ing” than he first let on…

Our final stop on the tour was a series of scenic viewpoints in the mountains.  The roads were very, very steep.  While this was something we had previously experienced, the truck added a new twist.  Namely, the road was too narrow to allow us to turn around at the top.  So the driver had to decide: was he going backwards on the way up or the way down?  Continue reading “Further experiments in tourism”

Experiments in Tourism

Moorea, Society Islands, French Polynesia

Like we said, we’re moonlighting as “normal tourists” in the Society islands.  So what do normal tourists do?  No, that isn’t rhetorical or a clever way to intro this blog entry.  Really, what do they do?

While we are, at this point, arguably at least relatively well traveled, we really haven’t done a lot of “tourist-ing.” (is that a word?)  Packaged tours aren’t really our forte and why pay for a walking tour of Venice when you can wander around it all by your dang self to find the local’s dance club?  Our method of exploring a place is best compared, in Greg’s twisted gamer mind at least, to a random encounter roll.  A hold over from his Dungeons and Dragons days…

Tiffany: “Oh, look Greg, there went half the freaking audience in three words or less!”

Greg: “No, no wait, it’s cool!” Continue reading “Experiments in Tourism”

Outside the bungalow – Dolphins and Sea Turtles!

Moorea, Society Islands, French Polynesia

Bungalow’s cool but what else do they have to do around here at the hotel?

Actually, quite a lot.

We went over to check out the dolphins responsible for our free lunchtime entertainment.

The part where you get the dolphin to leap at your beck and call?  Yeah that’s extra. Continue reading “Outside the bungalow – Dolphins and Sea Turtles!”

Bungalow living

Moorea, Society Islands, French Polynesia

We’ve all heard of beach bungalows before and until now, we really had no idea what to expect from this iconic South Pacific icon of the good life.  We had no preconceived notions here except waterside and a bed.  Which leaves a lot of variables shrouded in mystery when you stop to think about it.  Is it like a normal hotel room?  is there a kitchen?  Outhouse or running water bathroom?  Does it come with one of those dancing hula-girl statues you see on people’s car dashboards?  What’s it really like to live in a classy hotel’s overwater bungalow in French Polynesia?  Well, it’s like this: Continue reading “Bungalow living”

What do you mean sinking!

Moorea, Society Islands, French Polynesia

At only 10 miles from Tahiti, way less populated and with regular 5 times a day ferry service from the capital city, Moorea is seen quite literally seen as Tahiti’s garden-esqe backyard.  We got a good look at the place when we took one of the regular busses around the island to our over-water bungalow.  (sounds classy huh?)

Oh look!  A slide show!  Now that is classy! 😉

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While it doesn’t hold a candle to the Mexican bus service, the fact that Moorea had a regular bus service at all was pretty spectacular and yet again evidence we were no longer on an island that is unaccustomed to vacationers.  In addition to the beautiful scenery, Continue reading “What do you mean sinking!”

Blasting on to Moorea – we’re going plaid!

Enroute Moorea, Society Islands, French Polynesia

Our expectation on the quality of ferry service was not too high.  So Papeete is the major commercial port for the region.  Come on, the second largest commercial port in the region had guys on outboards bringing in fruit and a grand total of one cargo ship that goes about 8 knots best speed.  So it can’t be that much more advanced right?

The distance between Tahiti and Moorea is not much more than a stone’s throw in island terms, a little over 10 miles to the rest of the world.  Add in the docking, loading and unloading process and we figured it would take us about four hours to make the transit.

Our first hint that we had underestimated the situation was that the 5 passenger ferries that service this route (!!) are each bigger than the one resupply ship for the rest of this country…and not by a little bit.

Our second hint was the nicely upholstered airline style lounge area aboard with the flat screen TVs showing old black and white island TV.

But what really convinced us was when the 4 jet turbine engines kicked in (they have those here!?) and we hurtled across the channel between the two islands at about 25 knots!

This may not seem very fast to those of you living in the DSL wired, jet setting, car driving crowd but Continue reading “Blasting on to Moorea – we’re going plaid!”

The Little Boat That DID!

Papeete, Tahiti, Society Islands, French Polynesia

Tahiti is also the place where we part ways with FLY AWEIGH.  A few months and about 5000 nautical miles ago, two friends asked us to come with them on an amazing adventure.  To do what many dream about but few actually accomplish: to sail a 44 foot sailboat from Mexico to Tahiti.  Along the way we’ve faced thousands of miles of open ocean and become shellbacks, combated air pirates, opened coconuts with dull machetes, swam with 250 sharks and had a dozen other adventures.  What was promised was the trip of a lifetime.  It did not fail to meet that lofty mark.

Now we are here, in a place we talked about as if it would take an eternity to get to and really it only took a couple of months.  Our time together has come to an end.  Since we already have our next boat out of Tahiti lined up in a few weeks and Tiffany’s mom is coming out by plane (wuss 😉 we will become “normal tourists” for a time.  It should be interesting.  Don’t worry, we’ll keep the blog going with our adventures in Tahiti & Bora Bora just like we did in La Cruz de Huanacaxtle. Allan & Alison will continue on their cruise and we will very likely see them again on this trip.  From now on though, it will be as friends passing in a port.

“Shipmate” is a term that people throw around a lot without understanding what it means.  Most seagoing military types understand what it means to serve on a ship with another person: when it comes right down to it, it’s just you and your crew against Continue reading “The Little Boat That DID!”

We’ve Reached Civilization Indeed!

Papeete, Tahiti, Society Islands, French Polynesia

Located in the Society Island chain, Tahiti is the best known and main island of French Polynesia.  With a massive population of 131,695, Papeete is the capital of both the island and the colony.  Scoffing at that number?  In case you haven’t been keeping track, about 49% of the entirety of the population of French Polynesia lives in this city.  Not this island, this city.  The next largest town we’ve encountered consisted of about 1700 people.  The only university in French Polynesia is here along with actual shopping malls, supermarkets, (…finally!) restaurants that don’t double as family rooms and all the modern conveniences.  Welcome to the big city.

Papeete is most assuredly Continue reading “We’ve Reached Civilization Indeed!”

The First Place You Can Actually Name!

Tahiti, Society Islands, French Polynesia

Holy cow we actually sailed to Tahiti!

Tahiti is 4,067 miles from San Diego and that’s as the crow flies.  Well, actually at that point it would probably be an albatross but we digress.  Continue reading “The First Place You Can Actually Name!”

It’s only $520 per night in the off season!

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Tikehau, Tuamotu, French Polynesia

Due to their unique design, Coral atolls are ideal for watersports where you want lots of wind and little waves.  As this was our last real chance to play in a wide-open lagoon without a lot of traffic or other people around, both Allan and Greg made it a point to enjoy themselves to the fullest.  Allan, being obsessive about the whole wind-power thing, went windsurfing.  Greg was more…unorthodox…in his choice of recreation.

Perhaps you noticed the pier and what appeared to be bungalows in the background of the video?  That is in fact a resort hotel that you can stay at on the island of Tikehau.  Pretty easy to find, just Google “Tikehau + hotel.”  It’s not as if there are a lot of choices on the island.  Just a little caveat that off season prices for their cheapest room start at $520 US per night.   That does not include airfare or transport to the hotel, mind you.  With the nearest airport being on the next island over, you may want to plan ahead on your connection.  Drinks also are extra and about $20 US at the bar.

When we see things like that it gives us pause for a moment to appreciate what we are doing.  Right now we are on an island that people pay thousands, if not tens of thousands of dollars just to spend a few days on.  It’s just one of the places we’ve seen and that you have enjoyed along with us on this blog.  We are very grateful to have this opportunity and we are now convinced that sailing is, without a doubt the best way to see the South Pacific islands.

When starting at $520 a night you expect a seriously awesome experience and being as this atoll has no major attractions aside from the sun, ocean, motu and the lagoon, well, needless to say the snorkeling and diving should be spectacular.  It was: