We interrupt our normal blogging for this important, special announcement:
For those of you who don’t know, Greg is an international, B-movie, science fiction horror film star! (On the SyFy channel, no less!) and who is, as Tiffany recently observed, a mere 3 degrees from Kevin Bacon!
Greg was even in an aquatic Sci-Fi movie. He got a boat. The Sharktopus ate it.
…and tomorrow ladies and gentlemen, yes tomorrow, YOU too can now own a masterpiece of the revival of the cult B-movie genre!
A fun way to commemorate this is to watch the movie with a bottle of tequila (‘cuz it was filmed in Mexico). Every time someone gets chomped, you take a shot. This will possibly kill you financially (assuming you drink decent tequila) and will without a doubt kill you via alcohol poising. A more survivable way to commemorate this WITHOUT having your liver explode on the spot is to take a shot every time Greg is in a scene. Yes, more people die than Greg has scenes…it’s a horror flick. Eric Roberts has fewer scenes than there are deaths in the movie.
…or replace the tequila with Pacifico….whichever (Corona should only be substituted as a desperate last resort). The kiddos can have virgin margaritas.
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“Psst, who is Eric Roberts?”
“Julia Robert’s brother. He’s in a bunch of stuff. You’ve seen him in something. He was the star power for the movie. Well, him and Jack Black’s sidekick from ‘Nacho Libre’ ”
“Oh OK, continue”
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Either way, March 15th is your big chance to see Greg vs. the Sharktopus! Here’s a spoiler for you:
Greg dies
(which, by the way, is actually pretty hard to do. I had to hold my breath a long time and the teeth on that Sharktopus’ head hurt!)
ps – Order it now on Amazon!!! – Sharktopus
