Australia
Australian Friend: It’s called “two-up.”
US: Ok…so what’s the deal here?
Australian Friend: You flip two coins at once and bet on how many will come up heads.
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Now before you read further you need to understand that gambling is:
1) Something that is everywhere in Australia.
2) Something that we haven’t overly enjoyed
3) Something we are forced to deal with every day working in pubs
With that in mind –
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US: That is a dumb gambling game. Why would you even play that?
Australian Friend: Well, we really only play it on this one day each year because, you know, they did…
US: oh dammit, we’re sorry, we’re ugly Americans.
