We interrupt our normal blogging for this important, special announcement:
For those of you who don’t know, Greg is an international, B-movie, science fiction horror film star! (On the SyFy channel, no less!) and who is, as Tiffany recently observed, a mere 3 degrees from Kevin Bacon!
Greg was even in an aquatic Sci-Fi movie. He got a boat. The Sharktopus ate it.
…and tomorrow ladies and gentlemen, yes tomorrow, YOU too can now own a masterpiece of the revival of the cult B-movie genre!
A fun way to commemorate this is to watch the movie with a bottle of tequila (‘cuz it was filmed in Mexico). Every time someone gets chomped, you take a shot. This will possibly kill you financially (assuming you drink decent tequila) and will without a doubt kill you via alcohol poising. A more survivable way to commemorate this WITHOUT having your liver explode on the spot is to take a shot every time Greg is in a scene. Yes, more people die than Greg has scenes…it’s a horror flick. Eric Roberts has fewer scenes than there are deaths in the movie.
…or replace the tequila with Pacifico….whichever (Corona should only be substituted as a desperate last resort). The kiddos can have virgin margaritas.
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“Psst, who is Eric Roberts?”
“Julia Robert’s brother. He’s in a bunch of stuff. You’ve seen him in something. He was the star power for the movie. Well, him and Jack Black’s sidekick from ‘Nacho Libre’ ”
“Oh OK, continue”
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Either way, March 15th is your big chance to see Greg vs. the Sharktopus! Here’s a spoiler for you:
Greg dies
(which, by the way, is actually pretty hard to do. I had to hold my breath a long time and the teeth on that Sharktopus’ head hurt!)
ps – Order it now on Amazon!!! – Sharktopus
Just so you guys know, I just used my Living Social Amazon coupon to order the Sharktopus on DVD. Greg, you beat out the yogurt maker I’ve wanted for years. That means you sure as heck had better promise to sign my copy of the DVD next time you’re in town.
Awesome! Greg will totally sign your copy! I’ll make sure of it 😉
Um… yogurt makers are overrated… 🙂 We used one while crossing the ocean, and it didn’t really seem all that great… I dunno, maybe I’m just not that into funky yogurt. Meh.