The many hazards of landlubbing

Tongatapu, Tonga

We ended up at this luau & Tongan food fest put on by a local entrepreneur in an Oceanside cave.  Just getting there reminded Greg of one of hazards of land bound life outside America…

Seriously, either there’s something in the North American water supply or all those growth hormones we keep feeding our cows and plants are rubbing off because back home Greg is able to pass though most passageways without being actively molested by the ceiling.  A feat he has a much more difficult time with everywhere else in the world.

Remember how in Vava’u we noticed that the men’s dances had a lot more movement than the women’s?  Yeah that’s because the men’s dances in Tonga were actually used for the teaching and practice of armed and unarmed combat.

 

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Swimming with Baby Whales

Vava’u Tonga,

Like Niue, Tonga is favored by the humpback whales as a combination bordello/nursery for the production and raising of young until they get enough blubber to survive the cold of Antarctica.  Unlike Niue, Tonga is one of about 3 places in the world where you can actually get in the water and swim with whales.  Yes, swim.  With whales.  How close you ask?  Well check out this video of a baby whale breeching 30 yards away from the swimmers!

 

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Whale Sex

Alofi, Niue

Did we say the Humpback whales woke us up with their singing?  Well, if that’s not enough to get us roused and play then they get a little more insistent by rubbing themselves against the hulls of the ships at anchor!  While they didn’t do this to our boat, other people in the anchorage reported it happening to them.  Tiffany was even startled one evening out on the deck while we were moored when a whale blew off the stern of the boat.  It was pitch black and unfortunately we couldn’t see it.  Our current captain never being one to pass up an opportunity to play with whales, we “volunteered” to help out a visiting whale research team by taking them out for the day.  The fact that we benefited from being able to use their gear to listen to whale songs and track down the whales ourselves was purely coincidental.

We learned that the researches were primarily interested in pictures of the whales’ humps and the undersides of their tails.

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How exactly do trees grow on coral?

Alofi, Niue

…cont from previous post

The absolute best place we went to was Togo Chasm.  On the opposite side of the island from Alofi, the chasm is reached by hiking through a forest.  Which as we mentioned before is not a normal sight on an island made of coral.

 

In fact, no one is really sure how these trees arrived.  Unlike Rarotonga which had a thriving forest, Niue no longer has volcanic soil.  It’s just coral with a thin layer of sand and organic debris.  Not much for a tree to thrive in, but somehow these do.  The trees are related to mahogany, but we never did figure it out (hey, we’re sailors not botanists!).

 

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Sailing, Snacks and Garbage

Underway, transiting in the Tuamotu, French Polynesia

So we left the natural splendor of Fakarava and headed over to Toau, which was a day’s trip away, and also finally got some video of the mouth-wateringly delectable pamplemousse.

For a little over the past month now we have pretty much sustained ourselves on French baguettes and Polynesian grapefruit.  Greg will only feel deprived by the situation when this is no longer possible.  Tiffany is already dreading the day… 🙂

Also, many of you ask what happens to trash when you’re at sea.  Here’s what everyone does:

Shocking, isn’t it?  What’s nuts is that this is the norm for all ships, commercial and recreational, the world over.  Greg remembers the first time he saw trash going overboard.  It was his first cruise on a Coast Guard ship and they just tossed bags of garbage over the side while at sea.  He was dumbstruck until another sailor explained it all.  There is some logic to it.  You may not agree with the logic, but at least now you’ll understand it.  Since all the popular exposure we’re aware of is primarily focused on tossing garbage overboard as a bad thing, here we’ll take the role of explaining it.  As for our own opinions, we’ll give it to you at the end.

First off, there isn’t anywhere to really put garbage on a boat long term that is sanitary for the crew.  Also you’d have to deal with the smell, the bugs, attracting rodents in port, leaking etc.  Now there are some cruisers that “pack their trash out” by only throwing out garbage when they get to port but we will look into that idea in a minute.  Also, these cruisers are typically shorter range cruisers who will pull into an established port with garbage facilities once a week.  In Polynesia, most of the locals literally burn their trash (including plastics) because they, like us, have nowhere to put it.

As long as what you throw overboard is bio-degradable, the sea does a heck of a faster job breaking it down than anything on land.  Also, you’re not allowed to throw stuff within miles of land, so likely you’re tossing the biodegradable trash into the 80% of the ocean that is barren desert (except for the salt water).  That’s why we had so many cans in the video; we hadn’t been far enough from shore while inside Fakarava’s lagoon.   To get an idea of what is legally allowed to be tossed over where, here is a handy diagram from Greg’s Coast Guard boarding officer days (yes, we are currently talking about maritime law enforcement, don’t mind Greg while he geeks out, hey maybe you’ll learn something!)

Note the one thing you are never allowed to throw overboard: Plastic.  Plastic never degrades.  Sailors do their best to avoid having it onboard because they can’t throw it overboard, ever.  When they do use plastic they store it.  Plastic is a major problem for the ocean and is the primary focus of the whole “Pacific Garbage Patch” dilemma.

Finally, stuff falls into the sea all the time, especially organic waste.  Whales poop in the ocean – about 3% of their total body mass each day – and they live for a while, you do the math.  So do birds and basically every other creature, at some point or another, has had their fecal matter mixed in with the ocean.  Animals die in the ocean and their rotting carcasses often sink.  Also, many coastal cities use the sea as a garbage site (surprise!).  A couple of decades ago the US government was using the waters off the Farallon Islands (near San Francisco) as a radioactive dumping ground.  Once they figured out it made the sharks glow though, they cut that out.

Here’s the scary truth.  Live by the coast?  Throw stuff away?  Then it probably ends up in the sea.  Where else is it going to go?  Sailors are just a little more direct about the process.  If an apple gets tossed into the water, is it littering?  Ok, so how about a cardboard box that becomes waterlogged and decomposes before your eyes?  See, slippery slope.

By the way, anyone want to go swimming?

On the one hand is the unrealistic goal of a perfect world that no one can live (or poop) in and on the other is an ocean so polluted that the plastic outnumbers the plant life (which, by the way, is apparently true right now in some places of the Pacific.)  Ultimately, like everything else, it’s a balancing act that we all have to agree on and do.  Right after we finish up that world peace bit.

It worries me that one day God is going to show up and ask us to explain why we broke his planet.

Where do we stand?  Hard question.  As crew, we don’t really have a choice in the matter because as long as our Captain is obeying the law, we really can’t stop them.  It’s easy to be hard-over against dumping anything.  Garbage is bad!  However, all creatures create waste, it’s part of living.  Yes, humans create more.  Anyone here willing go without their spaghetti sauce?  How about your car?   Seeing both sides of the issue, actually living with the logistics and having had both sides impact our lives, we would have to say that we agree some things can be tossed overboard as long as we know we aren’t significantly impacting the environment in the area.  Right… now define “significant impact”…  We could go on…

But not with plastic.  Plastic kills baby turtles and that makes Jesus sad.

What’s your opinion about what is ok and not ok to throw overboard?

Still Walking on the Wild Side

Though the great indoors has its fair share of wildlife, the great out of doors in La Cruz is also not to be missed.

One of the greatest things about having your own means of water transportation (or at least the ability to hop on someone else’s) is the freedom to go whale watching! La Cruz de Huanacaxtle, the Mexican town we’ve been spending so much time in, is on the Banderas Bay (along with Puerto Vallarta). The Banderas Bay is one of the places Humpback Whales like to hang out during the late winter/early spring. It’s interesting – seeing a whale from a Coast Guard cutter elicits an entirely different response than seeing one from a sailboat. In the Coast Guard we almost hated whales, because we had to call the Captain, stop our engines and wait for them to get themselves sorted so we didn’t run them over. Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t want to hit a whale with a 210 foot ship, but man were they frustrating – when you’re a junior officer you never want to have to call the Captain! Being on a sailboat is way less stressful and you just get to enjoy the wonder of seeing these amazing animals.

Oh, and here’s Greg first experience fishing with a net:

(I would like to point out that I have caught several fish at this point, albeit not with this particular method. Also, did anyone else catch Tiffany’s comment about no one driving the boat!? – Greg)

And just when you thought it was safe to eat calamari, think about this:

We’re still doing swimmingly out here in the wild! How’s life in civilization?

~ Tiffany