Who even buys tin!?

Tampa, FL, USA

Really? Really!?  10 years.

10  YEARS

and we’re supposed to buy each other tin?!?

Freaking TIN!?

(ok, or aluminum…yeah)

What the heck would we even use tin for?

And are we supposed to carry this in our backpacks!?

Dude, lame.

Forget this, it’s not like we’ve been following the rules anyway, so why start now?

10th wedding anniversary sounds like…amusement parks and fondue.

 

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Yes.  That should work well.

Come on there are analogies:

– Marriage is full of ups and downs.

– Sometimes you’re not sure whether your laughing or screaming in terror.

– Sometimes it’s both.

– You go into it not knowing exactly what’s going to happen

– Once you’re strapped in there’s no going back.

– It’s one heck of a wild ride!

– It’s fun!

Look, at least we can all agree it’s more appropriate than some tin.

(Seriously?  What’s the gift supposed to be?  A can of soup?)

And as for the fondue.  Well, it’s fondue.

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Nuff said.

 

So this is how all that worked out:

We regret to report that, due to penalty of being charged with a heinous crime, we were not able to have our 10 year wine…yet.  Oh but it will be there for us and drink it we shall!  We also have a few choice candidates for the next decade’s worth of anniversary wine!

For more on our other anniversary high jinks, check here.

About the authors

Greg and Tiffany are traveling around the world on sailing yachts and keep a video blog of their (mis)adventures.  If sailing to Tahiti on a 44 ft sailboat, 3-day delays for wine tastings, getting pooped on by seagulls, opening coconuts with dull machetes, sailing past tornadoes and ukulele Christmas carols are for you, then check them out atwww.CoastGuardCouple.com!