Kuta, Bali, Indonesia
The Balinese have an odd relationship with their monkeys.
On the one side, they are considered sacred (and therefore protected and allowed to live where they want) for their ability to ward off evil spirits from the temples they inhabit.
…and that’s good. Because those temples are pretty amazing
On the other hand, they raid rice paddies for food and snatch the tourists’ purses, wallets – pretty much anything they can get their hands on.
…which is kinda bad.
Monkeys as a force of good and bad is nothing overly new to the Balinese. Even in one of their epic poems, the Ramayana, the monkey king helps the good guys save the kidnapped princess…
He just does it, as was demonstrated to us in the reenactment, with his own comparatively “unique style”
Moral of the story – for causing mayhem & chasing off demons, pretty much the monkey king is your go to guy…or monkey. You get the idea.
Also, to be fair, the Balinese warn you right upfront when you enter a temple. They tell you to put on a sarong (cultural thing) and take off your sunglasses, watches and anything else that is shiny or in some way detachable. You’re supposed to put it all into a bag or purse and loop it satchel-style over your head. Otherwise a sacred temple monkey will be very quickly blessing you by relieving you of any material burden not tied down to your person.
Want to use your camera? Hold on tight and better make good use of that retention strap. Otherwise the last picture you take – but never see – will be of a “cute little monkey who came up to say hi…”
Of course, you can not attack, chase or otherwise harass the sacred temple monkeys. Again, they are there to keep the evil spirits away. There are even have handlers around who make sure you don’t disturb the thieving little sacred guardians. Now these handlers aren’t just there to keep you from throttling monkeys, they actually do try to help by trading the monkeys a banana piece if they will let go of whatever they stole.
Obviously, the monkeys figured out pretty quick some very important facts of life at the temple:
1) Tourists are gullible
2) Monkeys are immune to retaliation
3) Anything they snatch = free banana
As you might guess, this results in the same scenario playing out, again and again, with each new batch of tourists. And just in case you were wondering what a sacred temple monkey pickpocket looks like, we managed to get a snatch-and-grab on film:
While not the first thieving animals we’ve encountered, at least the monkey’s don’t eat babies. Unlike a certain other animal we could mention.
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