Sex and Currency

Avarua, Rarotonga, Cook Islands

That’s the flag, So where are we now?

Yep, still in the middle of the blue stuff.  Oh but hey, now we’re in the left-middle.

The Cook Islands are a lot different than what we’ve come to expect from the South Pacific.

First off, everyone speaks English!  That’s right, the Cook Islands are a protectorate of New Zealand, a member of the British Commonwealth, so therefore they are English-speakers!  Which means Greg’s months of struggling to order burgers with fries on the side instead of in the bun are finally over.

But like their neighbors over in Tahiti, there are just some parts of Polynesian culture that simply persist despite all foreign influence.  Why these parts revolve around sex remains a mystery to us, but these Cook Islanders ain’t letting go of their freedom of expression anytime soon!

Ok so the dude on their dollar?  That’s Tangaroa, their EXTREMELY well endowed god of fertility and fishing.  No, seriously, if you want to get fish or get laid apparently this is the guy to see.  And it’s no real big secret why; brother-man always has his fishing rod!

He is not only a god in their pantheon, he was also selected, in all his well-endowed glory as it were, to be the international representative of the Cook Island tourism department!  As a result, he is on everything: the money, the maps, the government buildings.  Everything!  If it has to do with tourism baby, the naked tripod guy is prominently featured.  If this doesn’t finally prove that Polynesian culture’s perception on sexuality are superior to our own, then you’re just not paying attention!

Oh and just in case you were worried about sexism in their exploitation / utilization of nudity in the monetary documents; put your mind at ease.  The naked chick riding a shark is on their 3 dollar bill:

Like this article?  Check out our series on “Sex and Jesus” for more on the Polynesian perception on acceptable sexuality in normal society.

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4 Responses to Sex and Currency

  1. travelingmad says:

    :) Interesting. I’ve never thought about sex and currency before.

  2. Michael says:

    So many comments to make, Greg, so many….but I won’t. I’ll just say that you should feel right at home…..

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